Following on from the previous TV show ideas:
#1: Do a show like “Punk’d” called “Jones’d”, where unsuspecting lefties are put in chaff bags, thrown out to sea and forced to swim to shore. When (or if) they get back to land Alan Jones is there with a film crew where he tells them they’ve been “Jones’d!” and everyone laughs.
#2 Continuing the ABC’s proud tradition of program titles that end in -ies. From the makers of Crownies …
comes a groundbreaking new series. Delve into the enthralling world of restlessness, uncontrollable wailing, dummy spits and nappy changes in … Babies